STATUS: FREE-FALLING
PLAN: NONE DETECTED
We don't know what we're doing
and neither do you.
We don't know what we're doing. There is no roadmapa napkin, no team of experts3 goblins + a scanner and definitely no clear strategy.group chat There are 5,555 badly behaved, hand-drawn Roblynz falling toward a chain called Robinhood. That's it. That's the pitch. Neither do you.
The numbers(the ones we have)
Departures board for goblins. Live from the landing zone.
The Lineup
Six suspects in custody. 5,549 still at large. Hover for a mugshot. Tap or click to open the case file.
The Goblin Lab
Actual tools. Built by goblins who were told to stop drawing for five minutes.
Runs entirely in your browser. Your photo never leaves your device.
Plans(non-binding)
We were told every project needs a roadmap. This is a list. It is written in pen, which is our first mistake.
- 01Draw 5,555 goblinshands hurt
- 02Pick a chainRobinhood Chain
- 03Open the listyou're looking at it
- 04Set a mint priceTBD. stop asking.
- 05Write a real roadmaplol
- 06Holder-only surprisescan't say. don't know.
- 07Figure out what we're doingnever
Questions
5,555 hand-drawn goblins with questionable hygiene and worse decision making. A PFP collection for people who also don't know what they're doing.
